Fake dinosaur tattoo. I purchased an entire set of them (10 total) from the Cracker Barrel in Harrisburg for $1.50. And then traded one of them (the T Rex) to a child yesterday while tailgating, which resulted in his parents giving us brownies, three hotdogs, and a bratwurst. Awesome.

I have to say that this tattoo was/is pretty badass (it’s fading after two showers). And that if I ever got a real tattoo, I might have to seriously consider a Triceratops.

And that is EXACTLY why I have no real tattoos…