I will never be lady-like enough to wear a pair of stockings without absolutely destroying them. Fortunately, these were under pants (I was only wearing them because the pants are kinda scratchy), so no one else at the wedding yesterday saw the run that extended from my toe to my thigh. It was quite impressive, actually.
Also not lady-like: me trying to take this photo. Like playing twister while holding a camera in one hand and a flash in the other.