This car has been parking outside my apartment for the last few weeks. And every time I see it, I shake my head and mutter “Figure it’s on a Lexus.”

Because seriously. I don’t think I know anyone who’s voting for this ticket. Of course, I don’t know anyone who makes over $600,000/year. And if you don’t see the connection between those two thoughts, well, take a look at this.

Also, enough of this down home folksy crap, Palin. Or should I call you “Sarah?” The whole “I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I sure do look cute trying, doncha know” crap makes me want to vomit. I hope to god it’s not fooling anyone else.