Again with the blasting-shit-from-behind-with-flash. It’s a neat trick. Because my kitchen counter and toaster should be in the background of this shot, but they’re not.

Also. This is a 1.75 liter bottle of vodka, purchased at Costco for $25. That was the ONLY thing I bought that shopping trip. No wonder some guy let me cut in front of him in the check-out line. “Two days before Thanksgiving, and the only thing this girl is buying is a JUG of vodka?!?!?”

I swear, I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just well-prepared. And thrifty.