Anyone got a spare Verizon cell phone?

Just posted this on Myspace, but I figure I might as well post it here too.

My phone went swimming last night, even though I told it to wait 30 minutes after eating. Those damn phones never listen.

I now fear the worst for it, even though the battery was removed immediately. It’s drying out in the 37 degree Celsius incubator, but if that doesn’t work (it was already a piece of crap), I’ll be in need of a replacement.

I’m due for a free upgrade, but not until November, so I don’t want to drop a lot of cash on a new phone. Anyone got a spare lying around that they’d be willing to part with for cheap? The price of a few beers? Or even some photo work (for all those local bands)?

At least it’s Friday. And despite the phone-drowning, last night was quite fun.

Oh, and if you call and I don’t respond, that’s why. Or maybe I really do just hate you.

I’ll be at the Ken tonight, drowning my sorrows, but hopefully not any more phones.

At least this time it’s my fault, not like the time someone stole my shit off the beach.