According to CNN’s “breaking news,” Paris Hilton was just sentenced to 45 days in LA County Jail for her reckless driving charge.

One part of me wants to vomit at the thought that this gets the same “breaking news” coverage as the Virginia Tech shooting.

The other part just thinks that this may be the best thing to ever happen to Paris Hilton.

I was going to write a longer post at some point about how I don’t understand club photography or “internet celebrities.” But yeah, I’ll have to get to that later.

A three and a half hour lunch break is definitely NOT helping me get my thesis research done. Ugh.