Courtesy of Philadelphia Will Do (also the origin of the bull-goring photo in the previous post):

I’ve seen tortoises attempting to get it on at the zoo before, but it was kind of sad – the male would take about 10 minutes to climb on top of the female, and just as he made it, she’d just walk away. Sorry fella.

There’s always better luck with the bonobos – like the time I was there when Joe was visiting and we spent 20 minutes giggling like schoolgirls while a male bonobo played with himself and licked his own nipple. Sometimes I think we got screwed over by this evolution crap.

Is it the weekend yet?